• 118: Make the Flavour Better

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    A little Wikipedia Discussion Theater and…

    Dana wants guys to take pills to change the flavor of their semen. Is there a pill for that? OF COURSE THERE IS. And of course it’s made in Canada. What’s a “Turkey Sandwich”? It involves braces and you’ll never look at a turkey sandwich the same way again. For Dana’s knowledge, there are things guys can do to change their flavor, but it’s a list of how to live a better life. Included for the ladies (and some gentlemen)! A list of health benefits of eating semen!

    Rob watches the new Rammstein video. It’s SUPER NSFW: Pussy. Here are some of the lyrics:


    You’ve got a pussy
    I have a dick
    So, what’s the problem
    Let’s do it quick
    So take me now before it’s too late
    Life’s too short so I can’t wait
    Take me now, oh, don’t you see
    I can’t get laid in Germany

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  • Put It In Your Speed Dial

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    We were inspired after seeing Meadows’ tweet putting us into her phone under “Drunk Dial”, that we’re going to make it easier for everyone to put our contact information into their phones.

    Right Click to Save: Put It In Your Ears Contact Card

    Posted on December 16, 2009 to:

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  • 117: The Falafel Thing

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    We’re back and this one’s a doozy.

    Where’s Gavin been? Gavin explains… kinda.
    Rob figured out what his AXE deodorant smells like, and we come up with an idea for a new deodorant.
    Bill O’Reilly and… the falafel thing.

    Also, don’t forget to call the new listener line and leave a confession, a recording of you watching 2girls1cup or a drunk dial.

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  • 116: Age Gaps

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    What’s the story when Rob had a gun aimed at him? It has a bit to do with dating a girl who was much younger than him. The age gap wasn’t so bad, but she was in high school at the time and he was in college. It’s not as bad as Hulk Hogan or his wife, but it’s still kinda bad. What the hell is wrong with Kevin Federline lately? Has the order in his life left him with Britney Spears? Dina calls this a “Jon Gosselin” and Rob can relate. The last time his wife was out of town, his world unraveled.

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  • 115: Terrible Advice

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    Rob’s got some terrible advice for Laura and Dina from Hey Girl Hey. Dana urges that not to take the advice, despite it working for Rob and his wife.

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