126: Building A Richer World
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Michael Bay. Ugh.
There were so many terrible, terrible, pointless Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles figures. We don’t have much of a “legacy” to hold onto, but Michael Bay? Michael fucking Bay?
- List of Ninja Turtles Action Figures
- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Fan Fiction
- These Thoughts by Darkest-Infatuations
- Album art derived from TMNT 090 by Justin Sewell
- Music in this episode during the story is from Bevel (Walled & Drilled) by His Boy Elroy (CC Sampling Plus license)
125: DEFCON BROWN
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It’s story time! If you live in a major city, there’s a pretty good chance that you’ve seen someone masturbating in public. A few years ago Rob painted the walls of a certain bakery in New York City, and here’s the story of that horrid, horrid night. Gavin educates on the Baltimore subway system.
Sometimes a story needs to be told slowly, so get yourself ready for this one.
124: F*ck Marry Kill
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CALL IN QUESTION:
Answer this F/M/K – Moother Teresa / Ghandi / Pope Pope Benedict
Dana notices that Gavin has two voices. The one he uses in every day life, and the other that he uses to talk about movies.
Gavin gets going on a rant to end all rants, this time it’s not Michael Bay or Transformers related. We brainstorm for a bit about how to save the Orioles, before getting to the main event…
FUCK / MARRY / KILL
Katy Perry / Lady Gaga / Ke$ha
Michael Bay / Justin Bieber / Shia LeBouf
Jar Jar Binks / Jabba the Hutt / an Ewok
Rosie the Robot / Rosie O’Donnell / Rosie from AC/DC’s “Whole Lotta Rosie”
Album art derived from Venus Bikini Contest 015 by DeusXFlorida via Flickr
123 – Pterodactyl Porn
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Thanks to Cody for the voicemail to start the show!
Gavin’s got a new job, with a side of awkwardness. Dana is back, and we somehow get to talking about hanging out with young girls. Dana’s hanging out with young girls lately, but it’s all burlesque and roller derby related. We swear.
Is sodomy illegal? Not anymore! Thanks to a 2003 supreme court ruling, it’s legal if you’re straight. Before that, some sodomy charges carried a fine! Does committing sodomy make sodomy less fun if it’s legal?
Inspired by the Fleshlight sponsorship of Kevin Smith’s Smodcast… if you use a Fleshlight or other sex toy, do you get turned on by things that have the same feel as your favorite sex toy? Speaking of sex toys, would you fuck a Real Doll if no one was ever going to know about it? There are LOTS of options when ordering Real Dolls. Which is cheaper a Mac Pro or a Real Doll?
Of course, PTERODACTYL PORN.
Wasn’t Alien vs. Predator disappointing? Wouldn’t it be better as a Wes Anderson movie?
Also.. THE BEDAZZLED DILDO. THE BEDILDO.
Image originally from meddygarnet via Flickr
122 – Craigslist and IMDBoner
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Left to our own devices (no Dana this week), we start combing Craigslist for weird stuff… and we find it in spades!
Also, did ou know that we launched a new website? IMDBoner is our new baby that we created with Chris from the skint.
To accompany today’s episode, we used some music. The acoustic guitar is Lucas Gonze and the rock ‘n roll is our collective favorite band in the land, ANAMANAGUCHI.