002: Human Bacon

Is human bacon possible? Would it taste like regular bacon? There’s only one way to find out: Go to the Mall of America! According to robots, humans taste like bacon. Which is bad for humans, because now they have a taste for human flesh and it tastes like bacony goodness. Does the tofu human flesh alternative taste like bacon? Investigating where human meat is available, there’s always Man BEEF. Also, a discussion about Gavin’s high school years.

Posted on November 2, 2008 to:

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  1. Sarah Cooley said:

    wait…this isn’t kosher?

    amazing!

    and p.s. the little monster on the top of the page is scary :)

    • Posted on November 3, 2008 at 11:55 am
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