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Welcome back to the worst diary ever. Rob prefers to mush what’s left of bars of soap into other bars of soap. Gavin doesn’t know the difference between laundry detergent and fabric softener. Seriously.

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Today’s Songs:
Dropping Out Of School by Brad Sucks
Is It Enough by The Modern Things
Bad Chemicals by The Woodrow Wilsons

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Today’s Songs:
Bow Did by Bow N’ Arrow
Hardcore Girls Feat Rye Rye (Don Remini remix) by The Count and Sinden
Interstellar Burst by Even So

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Have you ever been laughed at by Kid Rock? While Rob didn’t set any port-o-potties on fire while at Woodstock, he makes sure to give each of his bowel movements a viking funeral. What he did do was mosh to the Dave Matthews Band and Alanis Morrisette. Rob saw Bush, but Gavin once saw Courtney Love’s vagina.

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What’s the lifespan of a rock star? No matter how hard he tries, Gavin can’t figure out a way to choke on his vomit. Most of the great rock stars die at 27, as we know. Gavin and Rob are both older than Jimi Hendrix and Kurt Cobain ever were. Rob suggests that Gavin has made a significant difference in rock and roll music by not releasing his music. Tupac died before hitting 25, and still managed to release more records than the Beatles since his death.