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    Chipotle gave out burritos, dipped in chocolate baste, deep fried them, dipped them in beer, injected them with Snickers, then fried them again for the Baltimore marathon runners. In Lowell, MA there’s a place called Suppa’s that sells a sandwich called the Steak Stick and the Fat Chicken. Don’t go there unless you’re drunk trust us. Unless the idea of a chicken parm with mozzarella sticks and french fries inside your sandwich. Places like that exist everywhere though. You’ll find Lake Trout in places like that in Baltimore. Both the band and the fish.

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    Gavin has never met Bear Grylls or a real bear. That doesn’t stop him from answering the question “In Grizzly Bear vs. Leopard, who wins?” Adding a shark into the fight only makes things complicated because of the handicap a shark has when fighting two mammals. On a fair playing field, the shark can swim through the air. Who would win in a fight between Grizzly Bear vs. Leopard vs. Flying Shark? It depends on how dirty the bear fights. And finally, the ultimate fight is imagined: Grizzly Leopard vs. Flying Shark.

  • You read that right. Gavin somehow swindled the Baltimore Sun into mentioning Put It In Your Ears and giving us a link in the article. Check out Gavin’s profile (and mug) at the Baltimore Sun article 30 Daze.

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    WankerGirl/Dana joins the show for Wednesday to give the show the WankerGirl hump. Despite not being a Rogers telephone operator, she wants to tell a story about teenage girls in the woods. Too bad there’s a dude in the story too. Before the story is complete, Gavin and Rob discuss Rob’s confusion between Star Trek V and VI. Dana is a member of the Penis Club because she has an innie. Apparently Honey I Shrunk the Kids and Look Who’s Talking hurt Star Trek V’s box office appeal. Where is Rick Moranis anyway?

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    A gallon of liquid is 3.78541178 liters or 128 fluid ounces. Gavin drank nearly that much beer in a night and managed to not knock himself out. Last time Rob did that, he wasn’t so lucky. The next morning wasn’t as bad for him as it was for his cabbie, who just had a cold. What’s the best way to deal with horrible memories? Obviously forgetting them.

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