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    Your Website Sucks album art - episode 075 of Put It In Your EarsToday’s Songs:
    Auld Lang Syne – Where My Fortune Lies
    Hermas Zopoula – Alpha et Omega
    Watching Cars – Couples Therapy

    Also discussed: Your band’s website sucks, Anamanaguchi‘s site is better than yours, pitfalls to avoid, song placement of hit singles within albums, My Brightest Diamond is everywhere, segway in the wild, and how we find our music.

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    You know when we say that our listeners are the sexiest beasts that have ever roamed the earth? Well, we wanted to acknowledge that our listeners are the fucking toughest people on the planet and could probably beat up all of the original and new American Gladiators. Samtaters was HIT BY A FUCKING TRAIN and lived to tweet about it. If you see her at your local drinking establishment, buy her dinner, a drink and a Porsche Boxster.

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    Taters, there is nothing that can destroy you and we are both in awe of your super powers and fear your eventual takeover of the world. You’re the tits. Get well soon.

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    Awkward Question album art - Put It In Your Ears Episode 74This episode focuses on a question so inhuman that we can’t even put it on the website. You’ll have to listen to find out what it is.

    Here’s a hint: one half of the question is “Would you rather lose you leg or…” The rest is immortalized in he episode. This one is more not safe for work than usual.

    Album art derived from Hi Mom by maubrowncow via Flickr

  • This is like watching… Well…

    It’s like watching a delusional middle aged man who has no rhythm poorly lip syncing to a poorly written and performed song.

    Posted on July 14, 2009 to:

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    Strip Club Love Seat Part 1  album art from Put It In Your EarsEver try to buy a couch on Craigslist? It’s kind of like trying to find a mate on Craigslist. there’s a certain amount of use you want the couch to have had, but not too much. You want something that’s relatively new, is cheap, yet doesn’t have and drugs or diseases in or on it.

    Plus, there are some REALLY ugly couches out there, and they’re all on Craigslist. Seriously, who bought this stuff to start with? Who said “This looks nice. This is what I want in my living room!”

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