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116: Age Gaps

rob — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 19:27:34 +0000

What’s the story when Rob had a gun aimed at him? It has a bit to do with dating a girl who was much younger than him. The age gap wasn’t so bad, but she was in high school at the time and he was in college. It’s not as bad as Hulk Hogan or his wife, but it’s still kinda bad. What the hell is wrong with Kevin Federline lately? Has the order in his life left him with Britney Spears? Dina calls this a “Jon Gosselin” and Rob can relate. The last time his wife was out of town, his world unraveled.

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album art inspired by http://www.flickr.com/photos/70267096@N00/28399060/ via flickr

115: Terrible Advice

rob — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 19:21:03 +0000

Rob’s got some terrible advice for Laura and Dina from Hey Girl Hey. Dana urges that not to take the advice, despite it working for Rob and his wife.

album art based on http://www.flickr.com/photos/donsolo/2426069580/ via Flickr

114: Pee Shy

rob — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 21:19:59 +0000

Topics:

Are you pee shy?
What’s proper bathroom etiquette? Talk to people after going to the bathroom or during?
Which is more weird – doing coke in a bathroom or powdering your nose?
Where is the pissing and shitting club in NYC?
Why are Canadians scared of traveling into the city?
How painful is the Smooth Away?
Do albinos have eyelashes?
Google slowly hates Canada.

Album art based on http://www.flickr.com/photos/limonada/46343277/ via Flickr

113: A Horrible Choice

rob — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 04:00:50 +0000

Another show where we are joined by our friends from Hey Girl Hey. Do you remember the first time you went looking for porn on the internet? Dana managed to find one of the first porn sites in existence: Bianca.com (wikipedia link). It’s a shame that she accidentally downloaded scat porn on her first attempt. That kinda explains a lot. Dina went looking at places like boobs.com due to a lack of searching experience. What does a scat porn photo shoot look like? How long do you have to sit there with shit on your face?

We go back to the question of “have you ever been peed on” with the HGH girls. The answer is… surprising.

Also, if you were forced to be pooped or thrown up on, which would you choose?

Album art derived from http://www.flickr.com/photos/jlndrr/248136862/

112: Gun Date

rob — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 04:00:48 +0000

Once again, we’re joined by Laura and Dina from Hey Girl Hey. Ever have a drunken night that you barely remember what happened the night before? Try mixing that with not knowing that the clocks have changed. That way, everyone references different times.

Ever have a roommate with a gun? How about encountering a male prostitute? How about mixing the two together. Speaking of prostitutes, what is the present tense verb for the act of prostitution?

Also discussed:
Shoot the Freak in Coney Island
The Las Vegas Gun Range
album art derived from: http://www.flickr.com/photos/jjay69/3658573730/

111: Burger Chicken Dreams Tomato

rob — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 04:00:13 +0000

Do guys feel weird when they cry? Dana and the ladies from Hey Girl Hey don’t really worry much about crying. Actually, they want to make a scene. Speaking of, have you ever thrown a drink in someone’s face? How about getting one thrown in your face? Dina and Laura have experienced both between the two of them. Dana makes a Sex in the City reference and blah blah blah…

On another note, listen close and Rob will ruin Jay-Z’s ‘Empire State of Mind’ with some misheard lyrics.

110: Crying

rob — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 04:00:15 +0000

We’re once again joined by Laura and Dina from Hey Girl Hey. After a little chat about podcasting and double enders, Laura and Dina chat with Rob and Dana about their Halloween costumes. Of course, it’s impossible to avoid sexy costumes. Laura and Dina did summer and winter in their second year of a couples costume. Rob was a ninja for the third year in a row using directions he found online. What as missing from Rob’s Halloween? Fat super heroes in the Park Slope parade in Brooklyn, NY.

What’s cooler? Mutton chops or having BBQ ribs tattooed to your ribs?

Also, we learn about Dina’s secret weakness: crying during large projects.

album art derived from: http://www.flickr.com/photos/eggonstilts/453495811/ via Flickr

106: Podcast Gang Bang

rob — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 07:02:10 +0000

Today we’re joined by Laura and Dina from Hey Girl Hey! We’re going to be joined by the, quite a bit this month to help us through NaPodPoMo. They call the show “Overheard in NY meets Taxicab Confessions meets In Touch magazine.”

A short conversation with some of our favorite podcasters, and plans begin to emerge about recording the show in Newfoundland. Of all the places we are from, it’s probably the most interesting to record.

note: there’s some noise in the recording, we know. Unfortunately we were having some issues with the recording an it can’t be fixed.

105: Let’s Compare Boobs

rob — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 08:16:57 +0000

This one is experimental to some degree. Recorded on location, a bunch of ladies got together and wound up talking about their bras and breast sizes. For all those guys who are interested in how this works, Rob was there to call the action golf style… of course. If you want to play at home, the bras discussed are from the Jezebel line from Macy’s.

Odd topics: Long boobs? What are long boobs?

Show #4 of National Podcasting Post Month.

Album art derived from http://www.flickr.com/photos/jmignault/3166730538/

104: Naked Maid

rob — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 04:00:36 +0000

How much would you pay for a naked maid service? Would you invite your friends over to watch your naked maid? If you’re in Tampa, Florida you can probably hire one for about $75, but watch out for your valuables. Where would a naked maid put $40,000 of jewelry anyway?

If you’re in Florida, you can hire the The Dust Bunnies of Tampa Bay! According to their site, here’s how it works:

A hot girl comes to your home to clean. She will be outgoing, fun, talkative and SEXY.

Would you hire a sexy maid for $75 an hour or two maids for $100 an hour?

103: Porcelain Cuddling

rob — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 19:49:43 +0000

Two more sexy stories of having just a little bit too much fun from Dana and Rob. Both involve friends, partying and college. They have similar endings, and we’re pretty sure you can guess what that ending is. If you can’t guess, you haven’t been listening to the show very long, have you?

Also, the best name for a bar since Bad Decisions: NIGHT MOVES!

art originally http://www.flickr.com/photos/assbach/335062022/ via Flickr

102: Sophie’s Bathroom Choice

rob — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 04:00:44 +0000

After a few weeks off, we’re back!

Welcome back to NaNoPodMo! That’s National Podcast Post Month for those who don’t remember last year’s attempt. Also, happy pod-iversary. One year ago today, we posted our first show and it’s been smiles and fun ever since.

We have two new features on the site! One is a mailing list and the other is a complicated to use voice mail number. It might be a little difficult to do while drunk, but give it a try anyway. We’ll put the best of what we get on the show.

Rob sneezed and farted at the same time, but Dana has a WAY WORSE STORY to tell. No surprise, right? It might have been the worst thing to ever happen to her. To this day, she can’t watch L.A. Confidential. Have you ever been forced to make Sophie’s choice regarding your bathroom? Dana has some advice for you.