Put It In Your Ears

124: F*ck Marry Kill

rob — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 04:00:03 +0000

CALL IN QUESTION:
Answer this F/M/K – Moother Teresa / Ghandi / Pope Pope Benedict

Dana notices that Gavin has two voices. The one he uses in every day life, and the other that he uses to talk about movies.

Gavin gets going on a rant to end all rants, this time it’s not Michael Bay or Transformers related. We brainstorm for a bit about how to save the Orioles, before getting to the main event…

FUCK / MARRY / KILL

Katy Perry / Lady Gaga / Ke$ha
Michael Bay / Justin Bieber / Shia LeBouf
Jar Jar Binks / Jabba the Hutt / an Ewok
Rosie the Robot / Rosie O’Donnell / Rosie from AC/DC’s “Whole Lotta Rosie”

Album art derived from Venus Bikini Contest 015 by DeusXFlorida via Flickr

123 – Pterodactyl Porn

rob — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 05:24:12 +0000

Thanks to Cody for the voicemail to start the show!

Gavin’s got a new job, with a side of awkwardness. Dana is back, and we somehow get to talking about hanging out with young girls. Dana’s hanging out with young girls lately, but it’s all burlesque and roller derby related. We swear.

Is sodomy illegal? Not anymore! Thanks to a 2003 supreme court ruling, it’s legal if you’re straight. Before that, some sodomy charges carried a fine! Does committing sodomy make sodomy less fun if it’s legal?

Inspired by the Fleshlight sponsorship of Kevin Smith’s Smodcast… if you use a Fleshlight or other sex toy, do you get turned on by things that have the same feel as your favorite sex toy? Speaking of sex toys, would you fuck a Real Doll if no one was ever going to know about it? There are LOTS of options when ordering Real Dolls. Which is cheaper a Mac Pro or a Real Doll?

Of course, PTERODACTYL PORN.

Wasn’t Alien vs. Predator disappointing? Wouldn’t it be better as a Wes Anderson movie?

Also.. THE BEDAZZLED DILDO. THE BEDILDO.

Image originally from meddygarnet via Flickr

122 – Craigslist and IMDBoner

rob — Fri, 20 Aug 2010 04:00:44 +0000

Left to our own devices (no Dana this week), we start combing Craigslist for weird stuff… and we find it in spades!

Also, did ou know that we launched a new website? IMDBoner is our new baby that we created with Chris from the skint.

To accompany today’s episode, we used some music. The acoustic guitar is Lucas Gonze and the rock ‘n roll is our collective favorite band in the land, ANAMANAGUCHI.

121 – Man with a Gun Returns

rob — Fri, 13 Aug 2010 04:00:44 +0000

Now that Gavin’s an Amazon Prime member, we revisit the topic of subscribing to toilet paper.

“There’s always that guy with a gun.”
- Gavin

Would you eat a human eyeball for $10,000? We start there, and descend into madness as the Man with a Gun returns to torture Gavin! Once again, we’re sorry Gavin’s parents.

Also, the best/worst Halloween prank!

Album art derived from Revolver by K Sandberg on Flickr.

120 – Offensive Jokes

rob — Fri, 06 Aug 2010 04:00:25 +0000

We’re back for real this time. We start with a little insight about our creative process, but it’s a shame because Rob doesn’t have a creative process opener. And we get the episode number WRONG in the process. Whoops. Whatever.

Gavin’s got a job, Rob’s got a job & Gavin’s got an iPad. Something to do with a new iPad? Read books. Which books? Jokes For All Occasions by Anonymous (aka The Racist Joke Book).

Also… is Gavin part Nazi?

Album art derived from F.B. (pg 79), No 3055, page 7 by Brendan Riley on Flickr

Hosting Change

rob — Sat, 31 Jul 2010 13:51:53 +0000

We switched hosting companies this week, so if you notice something strange happening on the site, please Contact Us. We’ve finally graduated from the elementary school of hosting companies. If you need some badass hosting, we suggest using A2 Hosting.

119: 520-505-1CUP

rob — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 04:00:57 +0000

We could have easily called this one “The Sound of One Man Pooping”

Why aren’t you calling us? Let’s make a deal. You make a phone call, we play it on the air…

We go to SXSW and meet captaincrazypants, who is the purveyor of withoutpants.com. We go to Brooklyn and walk up Park Slope’s Fifth Avenue.

118: Make the Flavour Better

rob — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 06:37:46 +0000

A little Wikipedia Discussion Theater and…

Dana wants guys to take pills to change the flavor of their semen. Is there a pill for that? OF COURSE THERE IS. And of course it’s made in Canada. What’s a “Turkey Sandwich”? It involves braces and you’ll never look at a turkey sandwich the same way again. For Dana’s knowledge, there are things guys can do to change their flavor, but it’s a list of how to live a better life. Included for the ladies (and some gentlemen)! A list of health benefits of eating semen!

Rob watches the new Rammstein video. It’s SUPER NSFW: Pussy. Here are some of the lyrics:

You’ve got a pussy
I have a dick
So, what’s the problem
Let’s do it quick
So take me now before it’s too late
Life’s too short so I can’t wait
Take me now, oh, don’t you see
I can’t get laid in Germany

Put It In Your Speed Dial

rob — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 18:57:02 +0000

We were inspired after seeing Meadows’ tweet putting us into her phone under “Drunk Dial”, that we’re going to make it easier for everyone to put our contact information into their phones.

Right Click to Save: Put It In Your Ears Contact Card

Of course if you don’t know what to do with a vCard file, youcould just enter this information into your phone:

Name: Drunk Dial
Company: Put It In Your Ears
Phone: 520-505-1CUP (520-505-1287)
EMail: putitinyourears@gmail.com

117: The Falafel Thing

rob — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 04:00:56 +0000

We’re back and this one’s a doozy.

Where’s Gavin been? Gavin explains… kinda.
Rob figured out what his AXE deodorant smells like, and we come up with an idea for a new deodorant.
Bill O’Reilly and… the falafel thing.

Also, don’t forget to call the new listener line and leave a confession, a recording of you watching 2girls1cup or a drunk dial.

116: Age Gaps

rob — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 19:27:34 +0000

What’s the story when Rob had a gun aimed at him? It has a bit to do with dating a girl who was much younger than him. The age gap wasn’t so bad, but she was in high school at the time and he was in college. It’s not as bad as Hulk Hogan or his wife, but it’s still kinda bad. What the hell is wrong with Kevin Federline lately? Has the order in his life left him with Britney Spears? Dina calls this a “Jon Gosselin” and Rob can relate. The last time his wife was out of town, his world unraveled.

Referenced:

album art inspired by http://www.flickr.com/photos/70267096@N00/28399060/ via flickr

115: Terrible Advice

rob — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 19:21:03 +0000

Rob’s got some terrible advice for Laura and Dina from Hey Girl Hey. Dana urges that not to take the advice, despite it working for Rob and his wife.

album art based on http://www.flickr.com/photos/donsolo/2426069580/ via Flickr

114: Pee Shy

rob — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 21:19:59 +0000

Topics:

Are you pee shy?
What’s proper bathroom etiquette? Talk to people after going to the bathroom or during?
Which is more weird – doing coke in a bathroom or powdering your nose?
Where is the pissing and shitting club in NYC?
Why are Canadians scared of traveling into the city?
How painful is the Smooth Away?
Do albinos have eyelashes?
Google slowly hates Canada.

Album art based on http://www.flickr.com/photos/limonada/46343277/ via Flickr

113: A Horrible Choice

rob — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 04:00:50 +0000

Another show where we are joined by our friends from Hey Girl Hey. Do you remember the first time you went looking for porn on the internet? Dana managed to find one of the first porn sites in existence: Bianca.com (wikipedia link). It’s a shame that she accidentally downloaded scat porn on her first attempt. That kinda explains a lot. Dina went looking at places like boobs.com due to a lack of searching experience. What does a scat porn photo shoot look like? How long do you have to sit there with shit on your face?

We go back to the question of “have you ever been peed on” with the HGH girls. The answer is… surprising.

Also, if you were forced to be pooped or thrown up on, which would you choose?

Album art derived from http://www.flickr.com/photos/jlndrr/248136862/

112: Gun Date

rob — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 04:00:48 +0000

Once again, we’re joined by Laura and Dina from Hey Girl Hey. Ever have a drunken night that you barely remember what happened the night before? Try mixing that with not knowing that the clocks have changed. That way, everyone references different times.

Ever have a roommate with a gun? How about encountering a male prostitute? How about mixing the two together. Speaking of prostitutes, what is the present tense verb for the act of prostitution?

Also discussed:
Shoot the Freak in Coney Island
The Las Vegas Gun Range
album art derived from: http://www.flickr.com/photos/jjay69/3658573730/

111: Burger Chicken Dreams Tomato

rob — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 04:00:13 +0000

Do guys feel weird when they cry? Dana and the ladies from Hey Girl Hey don’t really worry much about crying. Actually, they want to make a scene. Speaking of, have you ever thrown a drink in someone’s face? How about getting one thrown in your face? Dina and Laura have experienced both between the two of them. Dana makes a Sex in the City reference and blah blah blah…

On another note, listen close and Rob will ruin Jay-Z’s ‘Empire State of Mind’ with some misheard lyrics.

110: Crying

rob — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 04:00:15 +0000

We’re once again joined by Laura and Dina from Hey Girl Hey. After a little chat about podcasting and double enders, Laura and Dina chat with Rob and Dana about their Halloween costumes. Of course, it’s impossible to avoid sexy costumes. Laura and Dina did summer and winter in their second year of a couples costume. Rob was a ninja for the third year in a row using directions he found online. What as missing from Rob’s Halloween? Fat super heroes in the Park Slope parade in Brooklyn, NY.

What’s cooler? Mutton chops or having BBQ ribs tattooed to your ribs?

Also, we learn about Dina’s secret weakness: crying during large projects.

album art derived from: http://www.flickr.com/photos/eggonstilts/453495811/ via Flickr

106: Podcast Gang Bang

rob — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 07:02:10 +0000

Today we’re joined by Laura and Dina from Hey Girl Hey! We’re going to be joined by the, quite a bit this month to help us through NaPodPoMo. They call the show “Overheard in NY meets Taxicab Confessions meets In Touch magazine.”

A short conversation with some of our favorite podcasters, and plans begin to emerge about recording the show in Newfoundland. Of all the places we are from, it’s probably the most interesting to record.

note: there’s some noise in the recording, we know. Unfortunately we were having some issues with the recording an it can’t be fixed.

105: Let’s Compare Boobs

rob — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 08:16:57 +0000

This one is experimental to some degree. Recorded on location, a bunch of ladies got together and wound up talking about their bras and breast sizes. For all those guys who are interested in how this works, Rob was there to call the action golf style… of course. If you want to play at home, the bras discussed are from the Jezebel line from Macy’s.

Odd topics: Long boobs? What are long boobs?

Show #4 of National Podcasting Post Month.

Album art derived from http://www.flickr.com/photos/jmignault/3166730538/

104: Naked Maid

rob — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 04:00:36 +0000

How much would you pay for a naked maid service? Would you invite your friends over to watch your naked maid? If you’re in Tampa, Florida you can probably hire one for about $75, but watch out for your valuables. Where would a naked maid put $40,000 of jewelry anyway?

If you’re in Florida, you can hire the The Dust Bunnies of Tampa Bay! According to their site, here’s how it works:

A hot girl comes to your home to clean. She will be outgoing, fun, talkative and SEXY.

Would you hire a sexy maid for $75 an hour or two maids for $100 an hour?

103: Porcelain Cuddling

rob — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 19:49:43 +0000

Two more sexy stories of having just a little bit too much fun from Dana and Rob. Both involve friends, partying and college. They have similar endings, and we’re pretty sure you can guess what that ending is. If you can’t guess, you haven’t been listening to the show very long, have you?

Also, the best name for a bar since Bad Decisions: NIGHT MOVES!

art originally http://www.flickr.com/photos/assbach/335062022/ via Flickr

102: Sophie’s Bathroom Choice

rob — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 04:00:44 +0000

After a few weeks off, we’re back!

Welcome back to NaNoPodMo! That’s National Podcast Post Month for those who don’t remember last year’s attempt. Also, happy pod-iversary. One year ago today, we posted our first show and it’s been smiles and fun ever since.

We have two new features on the site! One is a mailing list and the other is a complicated to use voice mail number. It might be a little difficult to do while drunk, but give it a try anyway. We’ll put the best of what we get on the show.

Rob sneezed and farted at the same time, but Dana has a WAY WORSE STORY to tell. No surprise, right? It might have been the worst thing to ever happen to her. To this day, she can’t watch L.A. Confidential. Have you ever been forced to make Sophie’s choice regarding your bathroom? Dana has some advice for you.

101 – Emo Hair is Dead

rob — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 15:19:35 +0000

Today’s Songs:
Brandston – You Do the Science
Max and the Wild Things – You Got Your
This Drama – She Had a Knife!

Love live emo hair! Pete Wentz has declared the death of the emo swoosh. That means that it’s okay for the rest of us to start using that haircut “in irony”.

album art derived from http://www.flickr.com/photos/robo7/2074074169/

“All the Single Ladies… SMACK”

rob — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 16:42:19 +0000

The magic happens at second 0:21

Episode 100

rob — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 06:43:44 +0000

It’s episode 100! recorded live at Bad Decisions in Baltimore, MD.

Josh from The RA Show, John from Bad Decisions, Samtaters from getting hit by a train and some dude off the street named Pat join us!

There are lots of half finished stories. One day lots of these stories will become eposes of their own someday.

Bare butts and boobs in Brooklyn! Man Spackle and the Pop Drip Drip Drips and other free stuff. Dried anchovies in your drinks, eight pounds of Manwich and your drinks. Rob had an anchovy, Gavin did not. Do people really puke in urinals? According to John, YES THEY DO.

Beer and Bacon Happy Hours at Bad Decisions. 400 people and 90 pounds of pan fried bacon! This time around on October 20th, we might see a bacon cheese burger drink.

We finally get down to talking about “Gavin’s America”, complete with One Child Left Behind. This is how Gavin’s America will work.

Also, we get to talking about boobies. Specifically memories of the first girl to have boobs in your school. Josh, John and Rob all remember the first girls to “mature” and Samtaters WAS that girl. Not only do they remember, but they remember their names.

You can find Rob in the Geek is Chic Podcastathon on October 4th from 2 am until around 4 or 5 am. Andrea will be streaming from noon on the 3rd to noon on the 4th. Are there any booby iPhone apps? Yes. Ask Bronwen about the time she accidentally was given the Suicide Girls app from Rob.

No one in Bad Decisions despite Rob knows who Joey Chestnut is.

Have you ever known anyone who has admitted to peeing on someone else on purpose. Peeing on someone in the shower doesn’t count.

Who writes the best lyrics? 16 year old boys AND Glenn Danzig. Who can pull off a mustache? John Waters, Burt Reynolds and Tom Selleck. Gavin doesn’t think he could pull it off.

Rob finally goes on a pro wrestling fan rant. What spurred this? A audition for WWE fans on Deal Or No Deal in the middle of New Jersey. He didn’t make it on to the show.

And much more…

Pre-100: We Got 99 Intros

rob — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 04:16:39 +0000

One of our favorite parts of each episode is what makes it into the show BEFORE the music kicks in. Occasionally it’s something that we talk about randomly and sometimes it gives a hint about what’s coming up in the show.

We went into the first show now knowing what the format would be, but when I (Rob) was editing it down, it was pretty easy to figure out that we were gonna be saying some pretty weird stuff. This clip show gives a little insight about how we got here.

This should tide you over until episode 100 posts this Friday, right?

099: Alex Winter is the One

rob — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 14:01:54 +0000

Today’s Songs:
Bam Bam – Sin Las Patas Traseras
The Gates Of Slumber – Blood And Thunder
Benton Falls – Trial and Terror

also: Billy Linker throws down the Power Hour gauntlet on Twitter, what if Alex Winter was Neo instead of Keanu Reeves, National Knit a Sweater Month, National Movie Commentary Month, and we look forward to episode 100 in horror.

A New Entry to Animal Thunderdome Wrestling

rob — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 21:29:33 +0000

Our current wrestlers:

The Grizzly Leopard
The Flying Shark
The Velociraptor
1,000 Cats

and the new kid:
The Shark Bear

098: There are camera microphone.

rob — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 05:44:36 +0000

Everyone has their flaws. For Rob, it’s not knowing the difference between sex and wetting the bed. For Dana, it’s the difference between getting drunk and going on a date. For Kazuke, the Japanese guy who contacted us in the middle of this episode, it’s not knowing the right time to tell someone that he “is masturbation”.

How does one become masturbation?

I’m Japanese, 22 now and masturbation. What do you want? There are camera microphone.

Album art derived from this image: http://www.flickr.com/photos/christopherwilkie/115704500/ via Flickr

097: So You Think You Can Cage Fight?

rob — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 17:48:14 +0000

In Rob’s mind, you can trick people into coming onto shows where they will be forced to fight UFC champions. It serves a dual purpose. The first is so you can watch people beat up on TV and the second is that once people hear that the ‘Dating in the Dark’ auditions are really tapings for ‘So You Think You Can Cage Fight?’ people will stop showing up for reality TV shows.

Gavin’s got some ideas too along the lines of our Grizzly Leopard vs Flying Shark episode. T-Rex vs Flying Shark. How about Velociraptor vs. 1000 Kittens?

Help Us Name a Rural Alberta Advantage Song After the Show!

rob — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 17:16:40 +0000

Comment for Put It In Your Ears!

096: IllaZilla

rob — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 07:00:02 +0000

Today’s Music:
Djizoes – Ride the Flames
Burns Out Bright – Watership Down
Helsingfors – Russian Inversion Notation

The Burns Out Bright track is from the compilation Emo is Awesome / Emo is Evil put out by Deep Elm Records. What kind of music is emo? Why not check Wikipedia? Specifically, why not consult the Wikipedia San Diego emo and punk expert IllaZilla.

album art is derived from Godzilla 9851 and DSC_0177 via Flickr.

Yahoo Answers’ Best

rob — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 14:22:04 +0000

095: Blarm 115

rob — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 17:27:46 +0000

Dana has this other show called “BLARM!” and she’s not Dana, but WankerGirl.

We go back to form and give Dana some shit.

PLUS! We have a celebrity introduction today!

094: Felaccio, Lance Armstrong Style

rob — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 04:00:16 +0000

Gavin has an admission that leads down the rabbit hole of Yahoo Answers.

Question #1: Masturbating with hair conditioner/shampoo?

Question #2: How is Babby Formed????

Question #3: What is an orgasm and where can you buy one from?

Question #4: I want a certain girl to give me felaccio? (link no longer works)

Somewhere down the line, you might come across one of the most prolific Yahoo Answer-er out there. With more than SIX THOUSAND RESPONSES is bender_xr217

If Yahoo Answers can’t give you the answers that you want, maybe you can check Lance Armstrong’s Guide to Masturbation

Not a repeat, a CLASSIC!

rob — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 19:05:48 +0000

We’re revisiting episode 009 this week as we gear up for episode 100…

Today’s Music:
The Get Up Kids – Ten Minutes
Bella Noir – Try
Girl Talk – Shut the Club Down

093: Crossroads Dumbo Drop

rob — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 20:56:43 +0000

Branching off of our conversation about tossing animals out of helicopters, Dana remembers a movie with that exact premise starring Danny Glover… Operation Dumbo Drop. ODD (as the Dumbo Droppers call it) was that realistic Vietnam war movie that Disney put out about the guy from Lethal Weapon, Shoeless Joe Jackson and the fireman from Rescue Me go back in time to the Vietnam war and parachute an elephant to a Vietnamese village in order to… in order to… uhh…. Yeah. It sounds pretty stupid to us too. You know who liked it? Our new favorite reviewer on Amazon: Nosferatu.

Gavin doesn’t want to acknowledge it, but Rob is very familiar with the Britney Spears movie Crossroads. Rob’s seen it at least eight times ON PURPOSE. The reason? A drinking game, of course. What were the rules? Put the movie on a DRINK THE ENTIRE TIME. Gavin played drinking games with good movies instead of Britney Spears movies.

…and we finally have a nickname for the Put It In Your Ears listeners: 2girls1cuppers!

Happy Labor Day! No episode today.

rob — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 15:50:25 +0000

We took the day off for Labor Day. We’l be back later in the week.

This photo was found on Flickr: http://www.flickr.com/photos/smull/87082229/

Episode 100 Details

rob — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 14:00:37 +0000

On September 26th we’ll be doing a LIVE SHOW at Bad Decisions. We’ll be there at 5:00 pm and the show starts taping at 6:00 pm.

At 6:00 we’ll be recording episode 100 somewhere in the bar. We’ll be partaking in a Power Hour while recording and streaming live online.

Map link to Bad Decisions

We’ll have a few giveaways. If you heard episode 89, you heard Gavin and Rob’s old bands Three Track Mind and Black Krystol. We’ll have a few tapes and CDs.

You can RSVP on Facebook or just show up that day.

092: Cannibal and the King

rob — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 04:00:44 +0000

Today’s Music:
Walt Ribeiro – Last Words
Russian Gun Dogs – Fireflies
Polvo – Beggar’s Bowl
Big Delusion – Rock ‘n Roll

EPISODE 100 LIVE SHOW
September 26th, 5pm
Bad Decisions
1928 Fleet St
Baltimore, MD

also: Would you watch a sitcom starring Cannibal Corpse and B.B. King?

The Base Jumping Dog

rob — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 14:30:48 +0000

It’s not real, but this video was mentioned during yesterday’s episode.

091: Animals and Helicopters

rob — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 05:31:06 +0000

Here’s something that has to be said right up front. While the idea of throwing animals off helicopters with parachutes might be funny in context of this episode, it’s not something that we would ever consider doing. It works better if you see everything through the lens of a cartoon instead of real life.

Also, don’t try to criticize us about “doing nothing” regarding saving animals without doing a little research first. However, Dana lives in Newfoundland, where they kill seals on a regular basis.

With that out of the way, which animal would be the most fun to see jump from a helicopter?

Bonus: EVERYONE does an impression of a whale!

Today’s art was loosely based on this photo: http://www.flickr.com/photos/veo/2632065054/ and some public domain images (the whale and parachute).

090: Podcasting’s Howard Hughes

rob — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 22:26:14 +0000

Gavin has moved and has six rooms all to himself. He’s still in Comcast territory, which is a shame. What’s he gonna do with all that space? Clearly he will become the Howard Hughes of podcasting!

With 10 episodes to go, we are looking forward and also scared of episode 100, which will be hosted by Bad Decisions in Baltimore. Will we make it through all 60 shots, or will we be calling the episode “2 guys, 1 bucket” and making UStream history in the process? How many beers are in a power hour anyway?

Stay tuned!

089: Freedom Flu

rob — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 07:25:40 +0000

Today’s Music:
Three Track Mind – Pain Killer
Black Krystol – That’s Fair
Man Spackle and the Pop Drip Drip Drips – Theme from Man Spackle and the Pop Drip Drip Drips

Notable links: Hey Girl Hey Podcast. Today we wanted to pull the curtain back on our musical careers, but not in a good way. These are some of the oldest recordings that exist of bands we used to be in. Gavin was 21 in Three Track Mind and Rob was 16 in Black Krystol. The Man Spackle song is a bonus, Rob was 20 at the time.

Original photo from album art: http://www.flickr.com/photos/artysmokes/3685209559/

The Iron Sheik

rob — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 15:27:17 +0000

Just in case you missed it, we alluded to the fact that the Iron Sheik has lost his damn mind. In case you needed some proof, here’s some proof:

This one goes from angry to crying to angry, but it’s all crazy:

The easiest way to make the Iron Sheik go nuts is to mention the wrestler “B. Brian Blair”

And finally, on Howard Stern, he attacks his manager, B Brian Blair calls in and then he lashes out at anyone nearby:

088: Balls Gotta Dangle

rob — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 06:23:23 +0000

What’s the nerdiest piece of clothing that you could wear? that’s the question on our minds today. Is it the cell phone holster? Pocket protectors? Utility belt? Utilikilt? Wait… UTILIKILT? Yes, they’re real and people wear them.

That begs the question, when you you want your boys to go free?

Album art originally from this photo: http://www.flickr.com/photos/djwudi/620569/

I Want to Die Because I Watched This

rob — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 19:48:56 +0000

087: Plans for Show 100

rob — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 05:39:03 +0000

Which of the following drinking games have you played:

- Power Hour
- Centurion
- Edward Fortyhands
- Kastenlauf

Forget if you’ve played them. Have you even heard of them? We have a special set of rules for Kastenlauf. We now need to find either a warehouse or a national park that doesn’t mind some public drinking (and running).

Also, today’s episode is longer than usual for Friend of the Show (FotS) Cody, who is taking a monster car ride this Sunday. Enjoy the long episode dude!

Photo by FotS Tapps.

086: Sneeze Guard Stage

rob — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 07:39:26 +0000

Today’s Songs:
I Fight Dragons – Heads Up, Hearts Down
The Hush Now – Hoping and Waiting
Golden Sextion – Sex ‘N Roll

Also: Changes to MySpace, ripping CDs, the demise of music shops and Rob STILL can’t tell jokes.

Original photo: http://www.flickr.com/photos/jp1958/3520262963/

085: Hungry Bitches

rob — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 20:06:24 +0000

Today, we take a look at our website statistics and find out what the most popular pages on the site are, complete with Casey Kasem style count down. what’s the most popular part of our website? You’ll have to listen to find out.

Also, check out Gavin’s new twitter account: @hungrybitches

Fuck PETA! Happy weekend!

rob — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 21:26:07 +0000

Holy shit! We’re pretty insensitive to each other’s issues, but hot damn! PETA has just one upped us with it’s anti-meat eating ladies billboard.

084: One Bad Viking Joke

rob — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 22:20:36 +0000

Today’s Songs:
Shannon Hurley – Say Yes
The Sailing – The Burning Legion
Glass Candy – B Girls

also: both guys moved, Rob can’t tell jokes and there’s gonna be a live show!

RIP Les Paul

rob — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 16:55:28 +0000

Ace Frehley sets it on fire:

Slash shreds it:

Zakk Wylde rips it up:

but Les Paul invented it:

083: Canadian Klingon

rob — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 04:00:40 +0000

R2D2 is a guy, right? There seems to be some confusion about that on Wikipedia.

Can you name any Canadian Klingons? Speaking of all things nerdy, what shows are acceptable to watch going forward? Babylon 5? Deep Space Nine? Stargate SG-1?

More importantly, what would Dana have to do to not get made fun of during the show?

082: Sounds Like Cook Islands

rob — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 21:01:01 +0000

Ever think to yourself “I wonder what a domain in the Cook Islands looks like?” Well, you can ask the Google Cock. No seriously, the domain names that come from the Cook Islands end in co.ck. Names like good.co.ck and big.co.ck are still available. Buy now! Be dialing!

Speaking of “sounds like”, if someone asks you to sound them, SAY NO. JUST SAY NO.

Happy Weekend

rob — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 00:10:17 +0000

Having computer troubles? Why not hire Ice-T to fix it?

081: Smells Like Diabetes

rob — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 05:40:46 +0000

Today’s Songs:
The Assuming Sumos – Sex Moves
Brown Recluse – Contour and Context
Sunset Rubdown – Idiot Heart
Flights – Winter 1

Also discussed: drummer swamp ass, Whole Foods rock shows, boner poking and guitar lessons.

Guest host: Shawn M. Smith from RadioExile.com! Follow him on Twitter at @ShawnMSmith.

080: Gavin Hates Michael Bay

rob — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 04:00:44 +0000

Have you ever asked Gavin about the new Transformers franchise? If you have an hour or two to kill, you can ask him. We have an abbreviated version of the rant contained in this episode. If you think you’ve heard Gavin be upset, you haven’t heard ANYTHING yet.

How much more money did Transformers make than Star Trek? The answer might make you cry.

079: Buster N. Nut

rob — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 02:22:46 +0000

“I’m a plumber.”

“I have pipes that need a good cleaning.”

“Well… then I’m going to come in your apartment and clean your pipes.”

“I would like that.”

- SEX HAPPENS -

No Episode Today, Here’s Ace Frehley

rob — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 19:50:43 +0000

Gavin and I are both moving today, so there will be no new episode. In it’s place, here’s a video of Ace Frehley reacting to 2girls1cup:

Have a great weekend!

078: The Secret Room

rob — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 04:00:58 +0000

Aren’t you sick of a certain dead celebrity already? We are. It’s been nearly a decade since he mattered to pop culture. Most of the conversations that happened about him in the past decade included the words “allegedly”.

Quick! Someone check http://ismichaeljacksonstilldead.com/

The Craigslist Couches

rob — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 06:42:52 +0000

Here are some of the couches we were talking about in episode 77:

The mirrored beauty

100% tattooed stripper skin!

“Fucked in the face with a knife”

Have you seen some ugly couches on Craigslist? Don’t be afraid to email them to us at putitinyourears@gmail.com or leave a link to it on Put It In Your Ears on Facebook

077: Strip Club Love Seat Part 2

rob — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 05:47:54 +0000

If you heard Strip Club Love Seat Part 1, you know that there are some awesome couches on Craigslist. The bigger the town, the worse the couches. We found one place specifically that is selling some SERIOUSLY rank stuff.

Check back soon and we’ll have the photos up.

076: 8Bit Weezer

rob — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 01:20:29 +0000

Today’s songs:
Anamanaguchi – Holiday
I Fight Dragons – Why Bother
OxygenStar – In the Garage

All the songs are on Weezer – The 8 Bit Album tribute album put together by Pterodactyl Squad and was released this week. Rad about it on Radio Exile – The 8-bit Weezer Tribute Album

075: Your Website Sucks

rob — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 04:00:27 +0000

Today’s Songs:
Auld Lang Syne – Where My Fortune Lies
Hermas Zopoula – Alpha et Omega
Watching Cars – Couples Therapy

Also discussed: Your band’s website sucks, Anamanaguchi‘s site is better than yours, pitfalls to avoid, song placement of hit singles within albums, My Brightest Diamond is everywhere, segway in the wild, and how we find our music.

The Toughest Listener in the World

rob — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 05:21:49 +0000

You know when we say that our listeners are the sexiest beasts that have ever roamed the earth? Well, we wanted to acknowledge that our listeners are the fucking toughest people on the planet and could probably beat up all of the original and new American Gladiators. Samtaters was HIT BY A FUCKING TRAIN and lived to tweet about it. If you see her at your local drinking establishment, buy her dinner, a drink and a Porsche Boxster.

Taters, there is nothing that can destroy you and we are both in awe of your super powers and fear your eventual takeover of the world. You’re the tits. Get well soon.

074: The Awful Question

rob — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 04:00:22 +0000

This episode focuses on a question so inhuman that we can’t even put it on the website. You’ll have to listen to find out what it is.

Here’s a hint: one half of the question is “Would you rather lose you leg or…” The rest is immortalized in he episode. This one is more not safe for work than usual.

Album art derived from Hi Mom by maubrowncow via Flickr

Doing A Dyke? Yikes.

rob — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 01:53:04 +0000

This is like watching… Well…

It’s like watching a delusional middle aged man who has no rhythm poorly lip syncing to a poorly written and performed song.

073: Strip Club Love Seat Part 1

rob — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 17:12:16 +0000

Ever try to buy a couch on Craigslist? It’s kind of like trying to find a mate on Craigslist. there’s a certain amount of use you want the couch to have had, but not too much. You want something that’s relatively new, is cheap, yet doesn’t have and drugs or diseases in or on it.

Plus, there are some REALLY ugly couches out there, and they’re all on Craigslist. Seriously, who bought this stuff to start with? Who said “This looks nice. This is what I want in my living room!”

Been Had Money

rob — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 03:58:33 +0000

072: Who is Gavin Schmitt

rob — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 07:35:17 +0000

Today’s Songs:
The Hold Steady – Chips Ahoy
The Rural Alberta Advantage – Drain the Blood
The Gary – Damn Machines

also: we hate Vampire Weekend, bands we loved then we hated, bands we hated then loved, Bjork, Bing and who the fuck is Gavin Schmitt?

071: Heavy Metal Morning Zoo

rob — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 04:45:27 +0000

Have you ever been to an Iron Maiden concert? Dana and Rob both have. While Rob got trampled and ended up underneath the pit for a few seconds, Dana was impressed and noticed how happy everyone was. Everyone loves NWOBHM, right? Right? Listen for the moment Gavin checks out and back in.

Speaking of talking about metal, we get an idea midway through the show for an all metal talk show. No metal music, just talking about metal. Think morning zoo meets Pantera.

070: Wikipedia Discussion Page Theater 1 – The Price is Right

rob — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 04:00:57 +0000

Today we will be re-enacting a discussion from the Wikipedia Discussion Page for the game show The Price is Right.

We’d like to give HUGE props to Carla Lynne Hall for her voice over, who is so bad ass that her Twitter account was suspended. Have no fear, it’s back. Also, GIANT props to Josh from The Aeronautical Legends for his voice over. You might remember The Aeronautical Legends from episode 060 – Oh, the Huge Manatee!. Josh’s Twitter account is equally bad ass.

069: Eight Something

rob — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 14:10:49 +0000

Today’s Songs:
White Rabbits – Percussion Gun @WHITE_RABBITS
Aeroplane Pageant – Stars Still Pretty @apageant
The Ginger Envelope – All Pinned Down

also discussed: Baltimore fireworks, iKrissi’s boobs, ~~lithuanian hooker~~ musician jokes and selling out.

068: Rob’s Bar Mitzvah and Heavy Metal

rob — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 04:00:52 +0000

There are swear words in “Mony Mony”? Dana went to a Catholic school and heard different swear words in the song than Rob did. Gavin… just doesn’t care. Which version do you know? The “fucking horny” version or the “hey mutherfucker, get laid get fucked” version? Somehow it’s still played at Bar and Bat Mitzvahs. What’s a Bar Mitzvah like anyway? Rob has an odd description.

Gavin wants to buy the top 114 songs of 1994, but in 1994, Rob was thinking that anything that wasn’t metal was CRAP.

How can you tell what metal is? Use Is This Metal?.
Album Art contains Dio – Black Sabbath by NYCArthur via Flickr

067: ZUNETASTIC

rob — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 05:13:51 +0000

Rob has a Zune! Now if he could only find anyone else who has one. Seriously, we know that no one likes the Zune and there’s even a Twitter account for a lonely Zune out there. There was a meetup in NYC for Zune owners a few months ago, but only six people showed up. We’re sure that two of them were ringers, too.

Speaking of Microsoft, what’s up with the racist teenagers on XBox Live?

066: Teddy Bear Wedding

rob — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 08:13:27 +0000

Today’s Songs:
Grizzly Bear – Two Weeks
Superdeluxe – Farrah Faucet
Fresh Body Shop – Locked In

Also discussed: Teddy Bear Weddings, who owns the rights to the Beatles and who wants to own the Monkees.

065: First Kiss

rob — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 06:41:14 +0000

What was your first kiss like? Was it any good? Okay, forget we ever asked. Your first kiss isn’t as important as what music was playing when it happened anyway. Was it Live? Smashing Pumpkins? Mazzy Star? Poison?

Gavin and Dana tell their stories of their first kisses and Rob has a story about his first real slow dance. You’ll be surprised what was playing when it was happening.

064: Super Wal-Mart Challenge

rob — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 04:51:00 +0000

How much cookie dough can you eat? Can you eat half a pound while driving for 30 minutes?

Also, if someone told you “You don’t seem like the type of person who doesn’t eat fast food.” what would you think it would mean? Speaking of fast food, what’s the worst thing you could eat at fast food? Rob worked at a Burger King for TWO WHOLE DAYS once. TWO DAYS!

Photo by nathangibbs via Flickr

063: Happy iPhone 3GS Day

rob — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 15:47:52 +0000

Today’s Songs:
We Swim, You Jump – Sharks
The Veils – Three Sisters
King Tut – Luke’s Hymn

Also discussed: Gavin’s new iPhone 3GS, where’s Rob? and sleeping.

062: Lame Since 1984

rob — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 07:48:24 +0000

What was your first date like? How about your first kiss?

You won’t be surprised to find out that Rob’s first one was awkward. Probably more awkward than yours.

$50 to the first person that gets today’s album art as a tattoo.

glasses photo originally by borgnamarco

061: Approaching Grossfinity

rob — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 22:13:02 +0000

Gavin introduces Rob to Keyboard Cat and people falling down escalators backwards in wheelchairs. Rob introduces Gavin to a video of people falling off segway vehicles and what a broken nose smells like. Have you ever had one of those “How did I let it get this far” moments? With three dogs, Rob’s has those on a regular basis. Gavin has a solution, but does it really matter in the end? You still have a hand full of pee, right?

060: Oh the Huge Manatee!

rob — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 15:39:22 +0000

Today’s Songs:

Swimfaster Godwhisper – The Blueprints Part II
Dirty Projectors – Cannibal Resource
The Aeronautical Legends – Young We All Remain

Discussed: Oh, the Huge Manatee and Dirty Projectors’ Rise Above

059: Threatened

rob — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 15:04:21 +0000

Have you ever been threatened? Dana was once. Gavin was never threatened, but when one person was left off the party list, his named rhymed with Gavin. It was Gavin. He was left off the list. Instead of inviting him, they would prank call him.

Sidebar: If a woman is kicked in the crotch, does it hurt nearly as much as when a guy is kicked there? Is a boob punch the equivalent?

Original photo by wavy1 via Flickr

058: 900 Points

rob — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 20:07:01 +0000

How much damage can you do when you hit someone with a car? Forget the actual damage. How many points do you get for doing so? The answer might surprise you.

Also, do you ride a segway? Is it illegal to do so while drunk? How far WOULD you go to get to the bar? A car? A vespa? A segway? A scooter?

And finally, what you should do when life hands you lemons.

Photo originally by Marc van der Chijs

057: A Pot to Piss In

rob — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 17:12:02 +0000

For the first time ever, we’re all in the same room in front of microphones. It’s actually the first time all three of us are in the same room since before the show first started.

We’re also joined by Nicole (@missomething), Mike (@starmike) and Rayanne (@rlangdon)

We find out some crazy stuff about everyone’s childhood and find out everyone has a piss story to tell!

056: Hot Girls vs Bad Drinks

rob — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 16:22:18 +0000

Why do the hottest girls like the shittiest drinks?

A story about Carl’s Jr., Sparks and a bromance leads to the discussion of using math in real life for something of purpose instead of measuring things.

055: Apple Store Secret

rob — Fri, 29 May 2009 06:17:55 +0000

Today’s Songs:
Puppetbox – Everything
Good Night, States – Sometimes I See You On the Lawn
Viola – Tedium Rock

Discussed: King Dork by Frank Portman and what makes a good band website.

album art uses this photo from el frijole via flickr

054: How I Met My Co-Host

rob — Wed, 27 May 2009 18:46:59 +0000

This is the story of the first time Rob and Gavin met. Te idea of the show was born during this night, but at the same time, Rob drank so much alcohol it’s a miracle he remembered who Gavin was.

How much alcohol does it take for Rob to get drunk? What was the morning after like for someone who drank the weight equivalent of a small toddler? What was the red stuff on the wall?

053: Griddle Juice

rob — Mon, 25 May 2009 04:41:32 +0000

Would you ever accept free food from Craigslist? How about three day old food from White Castle? Rob gave away 60 White Castle burgers back in February. How quickly were they claimed? The answer might surprise you.

Image originally from Vicious Bits on Flickr.

052: Monkey’s Vorbis

rob — Fri, 22 May 2009 06:40:50 +0000

Today’s songs:
Volcanoless in Canada – Rm. 5
Marqui Adora – The March
Jupiter Skydive – Off Road Ice Cream Truck

Will you just go and friend Jupiter Skdive on MySpace already?

051: Newfie

rob — Thu, 21 May 2009 04:22:17 +0000

HEADLINE: Hipster and Guy From Baltimore Make Newfie Jokes!

Is newfie a derogatory term? Gavin, Rob and Dana have the conversation that two thirds of them aren’t qualified to have. Are there newfie jokes? Well, kind of. Have you seen NewfieJokes.net? It might have some of the worst jokes around.

What do you call someone from Baltimore besides “crack head”? Brooklynites are easily hipsters. Have you seen The Hipster Olympics?

050: GlassAss

rob — Mon, 18 May 2009 05:27:01 +0000

Welcome to episode 50! For some extra fun, we’ve invited Dana to join us for this momentous occasion. In an effort to constantly play “top that” with Gavin, Rob steps it up a notch from the first episode and watches “GlassAss”

WARNING This episode is not for the feint of heart, and if you’re offended by graphic language, this is more graphic than just about anything else we’ve done.

049: Gavin?

rob — Fri, 15 May 2009 07:17:32 +0000

Today’s Songs:
Hot Bitch Arsenal – Cheesy Toast Jesus
A Tree Grows in Brooklyn – That Trying Song
The Impossible Shoelace – Plastic Flowers

Discussed:
The Sixty One
Gavin at The Sixty One
Rob at The Sixty One
Helen Keller on Twitter
The Kellerizer

Today’s Sblaaaarngs:
Hot Bgrraaaallch Arsenal – Cwwooonnfesy Toast Jesus
A Tree Grows fuoopn Brooklyn – That Tryfuoopng Sblaaaarng
Twwooonnf Impossooooffpble Shoelace – Plastooooffpc Floshpppffrs

Dooooffpscussed:
Twwooonnf Sooooffpxty One
Gavfuoopn at Twwooonnf Sooooffpxty One
Rob at Twwooonnf Sooooffpxty One
naaaannm nnub blaaaarn Twgrraaaallter
Twwooonnf nnubooooffpzer

048: Action Toys

rob — Wed, 13 May 2009 04:00:25 +0000

Our 50th published episode!

There’s a difference between never having someone hit on you and being oblivious to it. Don’t try it with Dana though, she’s generally not too nice to random dudes. Even ones with mustaches! Mustaches and mullets are like Canada’s national uniform. Can you believe it? Dana’s nice to the people behind the counter at sex shops, but not guys hitting on her.

Gavin and Rob’s experience in Canada is limited (can you believe it?!) but Rob’s been to Sherbrooke before. Does that count as experience? Naturally, the conversation devolves into talk about the Fleshlight, complete with bickering between Gavin and Dana. Too bad Rob can’t get through a conversation without laughing about something on Wikipedia. Also, the difference between the buttocks and the anus.

And a musical guest! Thank to Langley from Door From Hell Media.

047: Acorn and Hackeysack

rob — Mon, 11 May 2009 04:00:37 +0000

Here’s a piece of advice, don’t touch a police officer. Especially if you’re naked. Really especially if you are at Coachella and everyone has video cameras. This is how you become internet famous, but for having a tiny penis.

Discussed: Tasered Man Has Smallest Penis, But Biggest Balls

Naked Wizard Tased By Reality from Tracy Anderson on Vimeo.

046: Drive Them Home

rob — Fri, 08 May 2009 22:50:37 +0000

Today’s Songs are in a Chiptune Theme:
Anamanaguchi – Helix Nebula
Dan Deacon – Piggled
Bit Shifter – Hexidecimal

Original photo by Steffe via Flickr

045: Canadian Orgasms

rob — Wed, 06 May 2009 04:00:38 +0000

It’s hump day. And speaking of, have you ever tried to compute orgasms in metric? It’s a bitch. We’re not even sure where to carry the 1.

An alternate name of this episode could have been “back of the knee sweat” but that doesn’t have the same ring to it. Gavin, Dana and Rob try out some excellent pick up lines.

ImpolexG took the original photo

044: Animal Style

rob — Tue, 05 May 2009 02:01:22 +0000

Why does Dairy Queen’s website hate us? It’s almost distracting us from the matter at hand. Who is the king of fast food thick shakes: The Frosty or the Blizzard?

Also of note is the “Animal 57″ debate. We don’t care if it’s real or not, but would you eat it? Would you still eat it if it looked like John Madden?

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043: Depress Your Friends

rob — Fri, 01 May 2009 04:54:11 +0000

Today’s Songs:
Brad Sucks – Model Home (demo)
Spiraling – A Face For Radio
Great Northern – Houses

Also, we pick a fight with Eminem.

Original image by Zadi Diaz